Shhh, It's a secret!

My Sex Questions

1. How old were you when you lost your virginity? I was 18 and some friends bought me a hooker in NYC. True story! I don't remember much of it except that it felt like I came fast and with gallons of it.

2. What is the strangest place you've had sex? In a chapel on a military base.

3. Who would you consider "switching teams" for? Nobody. I really have no interest in men.

4. Oral: Do you prefer to give or receive? I like to give oral but I gues that is because I have never gotten good oral.

5. One night stands- What's the protocol? Stay the night or get the hell outta there? Get outta there as soon as it's practical.

6. Favorite body part/parts of the opposite sex? A nice curvy butt!

7. Quickie or long and slow? Both are equally good depending on the situation and the amount of time you have available.

8. Noisy or quiet? I like to whisper but I wish my walls were thicker and the in-laws did not live down stairs so we could get loud. My wife moans quietly but I wish she were louder and more demonstrative.

9. Ideal amount of sex per week? Once a day would be nice but I can live with 2 or three times a week.

10. What's your number one sexual turn off? I don't think I have one.

12. What constitutes bad sex? There's no such thing.

13. Celebrity you would love to shag right now? It's always been Julia Roberts for me.

14. Define sexy? Good sense of humor and social skills.

15. Remember the best sex you ever had. Scene: A couch in a girlfriends apartment, late afternoon on a lazy Saturday after a swim in the pool, music channel on the TV. Necking led to petting led to me giving oral, led to a hard fuck while a sexy song came on the TV. We both came hard simultaneously. To this day, I have no idea what that song was or who performed it but both of us felt it added to the moment.

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