A Winner!
Madame X informed me that I won her Best Pick Up line contest.The prize is a pair of her autographed, worn panties with a picture of her wearing the panties.
I am so like a kid at Christmas waiting for them! I wonder what she will be soing while wearing them? Maybe a little workout with her "friend" Peter? Will they be black and lacey? Ooh! So much anticipation, I almost can't take it.
posted by section306g @ 8:41 PM
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Here it is:
I ask her if I can tell her a story. Then pick I up her hand and draw a line across it. Then I make a little dot. I say the line is a river and the dot is a bunny rabbit. The bunny rabbit has to get across the river. Is he gonna jump across, swim across, or go around? And as she guesses each one I say nope. And then she'll say then what? And I say I have no clue. I just wanted to hold your hand.
I got that line from a friend of mine a long time ago. I got a lot of dances and dates from it but it rarely got me laid (at least that night).
Gets me everytime!
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