Wednesday, February 22, 2006

What I Learned Today

I learned that a friend is gay.

I learned that buyers can be stupid.

I learned that every problem (expected or unexpected) that my wife runs into is my fault and because of that she is allowed to yell at me over the phone.

I learned that I am out of practice in drinking scotch.

I learned that Johnny Damon is not really a caveman.

I learned that my men only club really needs some hot women like Steph, Emma and Madame X to hang out in it. (Come, join us, we don't bite and the drinks are cheap!)

4 Comments:

At February 23, 2006 6:50 AM, Blogger Madame X said...

I'm in!

 
At February 23, 2006 7:37 AM, Blogger section306g said...

Two bucks a drink for Dewars and soda. I had a good buzz on and got out of there for less than $20!

 
At February 23, 2006 3:36 PM, Blogger Madame X said...

oooh! And I get tipsy after 2 drinks hell a guy could get lucky for 4 bucks!!!!

 
At February 23, 2006 3:53 PM, Blogger section306g said...

If you dance on the bar you won't even need the 4 bucks!

 

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