Shhh, It's a secret!

Questions

Madame X had this meme on her site so I thought I would copy it and see how I would answer it.

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? Yep, got stopped for a traffic ticket and I had an expired registration and no insurance. I got mucho tickets, had to go to court but got off with a warning.

2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters? Nope. I used to love them but as I've gotten older I seem to get motion sickness much easier and I rarely do them any more. On top of that, I have a medical condition that prohibits me from the really violent and frightening ones (those are the ones I would do despite motion sickness).

3. When was the last time you went sleigh riding? Shoot, 1978 or 79?

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? For actual eyes closed, snoring, blanket hogging sleep - I would prefer to have someone to spoon with.

5. Do you believe in ghosts? Sort of. I think my deceased Grandmother, aunt and uncle break shit in my house to piss me off.

6. Do you consider yourself creative? Not in an artistic way but I am a creative problem solver.

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? Yes.

8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? Jennifer Aniston for the arm candy, Jolie for the freaky sex.

9. Can you honestly say you know anything about politics? Yep but the partisan bickering of the two party system in America has me pissed off.

10. Do you know how to play poker? Only for chump change, I leave the big money to the pros.

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? A number of times. Try 72 hours and then we can talk.

12. Do you kill bugs that are in the house? Bugs don't scare me - squash!.

13. Have you ever cheated on a test? One or two insignificant ones. Earth Science in high school - the teacher just dictated notes and I did not learn a damn thing. Everybody in that class cheated with crib notes.

14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around, do you go through red lights? Nope, too afraid I would not see someone coming and get broadsided.

15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you? Yep, I think we all do.

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees? Yankees, baby.

17. Have you ever ice skated? I've tried but my knees are too weak from my football days and some severe sprains.

18. How often do you remember your dreams? Rarely.

19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you were crying? A couple of weeks ago.

20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles? Ballad of John and Yoko, Hard Days Night, Yellow Submarine, Helter Skelter, She Loves You.

21. Do you believe in love at first sight? Not really - lust at first sight, yes but not love at first sight.

22. OOPS! Madame X skipped 22!

23. Do you know who BaBa Booey is? Ugh, Howard's talentless crap!

24. Do you always wear your seat belt? Yes and so does anyone I ride with.

25. What talent do you wish you had? Creative writing.

26. Do you like Sushi? Nope!

27. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident? Yes. Two automobile and one air?

28. What do you wear to bed? Gym shorts and nothing else.

29. Have you ever been caught stealing? I've never stolen anything - too paranoid about getting caught.

30. Does size matter? Size of what?.

31. Do you truly hate anyone? I think hate is a negative emotion that just saps your spirit. I don't think my father ever hated anyone his entire life. I wish I could be more like him - I try to be but it's so hard.

32. Rock and Roll or Rap? Mostly Rock and Roll but on occasion...

34. Do you have a relative in prison? Not now but my aunt was and my brother in law should be.

35. Have you ever sung in front of the mirror like your favorite singer? I think that is every ones secret pleasure.

36. Do you know how to play chess? Yes.

37. What food do you find disgusting? Brussels sprouts, liver, fish, crab, lobster, spinach.

38. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours?" Do you want to right now?

39. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back? Nope. I am nothing if not loyal to my friends.

40. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew? Yes. Unexpected support is the most welcome and appreciated thing in this world. I wish more people did it - the world would be a better place.

41. Have you ever been punched in the face? Only once.

42. When is the last time you threw up from drinking too much? The night before Thanksgiving 2004. Too much scotch, beer and weed..

43. Have you ever walked out on a movie at the theater? Yes, "Alfie", worst movie remake ever!.

44. Do you ever sit through a bad movie, just to see how bad it got? Most of the time.

45. Would you consider yourself obsessed with anything/anyone? I obsess about alot of things then grow bored and drop it quite often. The real obsessions never leave you.

46. Have you ever met someone famous? Yes. Julia Roberts, Senator Bill Bradley, Pres. Bill Clinton, President Jimmy Carter, Joe Garagiola, Greg Nettles, Bobby Thompson, Joe Torre, Dave Winfield, Chris Berman, Chad Pennington, Harry Carson, Frank Gifford, Glen "Chico" Resch. I've also held the Stanley Cup, does that count?

47. Have you ever been stood up? Once, on Valentines Day no less.

48. When's the last time you screamed at the top of your lungs? November 2005.

49. Did you ever do something that you didn't want to, but did anyway just to fit in? Yep, weed, peer pressure sucks!

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