Pain and Pleasure
Not much to feed to the blogosphere except that I spent the last few days in pain. I wish I could say it was caused by trying a new and challenging sex position but that would be lying. It actually occurred while I changed a tire Monday night. It was odd in that I felt fine during and, for awhile, after changing the tire. About 2 hours later I felt a shooting pain in my lower back when I stood up from my couch. It just got worse every time I moved. I took some Advil, applied Blue Ice ointment and a heating pad and it seemed to abate somewhat. I went to bed feeling pain every time I moved.
The next morning it did not feel as bad. I showered, applied some more Blue Ice, popped more Advil and left for work (I had a very important meeting that I could not miss). I made it to work, got through the meeting and past lunch but the pain just worsened after that (I think my desk chair at work is a torture device). At the end of the day, it was an ordeal to walk to the subway, a block and a half away, down the stairs (three flights of them!) and wait for the train. More pain as I hoofed it off at my stop, up two flights of stairs to the PATH train and endure small stabs of pain as that train lurched and bumped it's way to my next stop. Up one flight of stairs (almost in tears at this point) and then, thankfully, up an escalator to my bus stop. Thank God my bus was waiting and I got a seat.
After dinner, the wife was wonderful to put the Blue Ice on again for me and deeply rubbed it in which seemed to really help. I made a point to sit in a more comfortable and supporting chair (our couch is beat up and in need of replacement) for the evening and diligently popped more Advil every 4 hours or so. Still more pains at bed time but I was able to roll over without gritting my teeth and sucking my breath in.
I woke to the alarm on Wednesday feeling a little less pain but thinking that my back really needed to rest for a day so I stayed home. It was the best thing I could do and I was feeling way better by that evening and almost 100% yesterday.
I'm thinking that my back feels well enough to get busy with the wife tonight.
I did forget to mention a nice fuck session the wife and I had this past Sunday night. It involved candles, massage lotion, a few positions we had not tried in awhile and a couple of giggles.
What I would really like to do is take the wife out to dinner and a movie and see if I could get my hand in her pants during the movie. Unfortunately, we don't have a sitter for the boy and the wife has not let me touch her like that in a movie theater since before we were married.
My Sex Questions
1. How old were you when you lost your virginity? I was 18 and some friends bought me a hooker in NYC. True story! I don't remember much of it except that it felt like I came fast and with gallons of it.
2. What is the strangest place you've had sex? In a chapel on a military base.
3. Who would you consider "switching teams" for? Nobody. I really have no interest in men.
4. Oral: Do you prefer to give or receive? I like to give oral but I gues that is because I have never gotten good oral.
5. One night stands- What's the protocol? Stay the night or get the hell outta there? Get outta there as soon as it's practical.
6. Favorite body part/parts of the opposite sex? A nice curvy butt!
7. Quickie or long and slow? Both are equally good depending on the situation and the amount of time you have available.
8. Noisy or quiet? I like to whisper but I wish my walls were thicker and the in-laws did not live down stairs so we could get loud. My wife moans quietly but I wish she were louder and more demonstrative.
9. Ideal amount of sex per week? Once a day would be nice but I can live with 2 or three times a week.
10. What's your number one sexual turn off? I don't think I have one.
12. What constitutes bad sex? There's no such thing.
13. Celebrity you would love to shag right now? It's always been Julia Roberts for me.
14. Define sexy? Good sense of humor and social skills.
15. Remember the best sex you ever had. Scene: A couch in a girlfriends apartment, late afternoon on a lazy Saturday after a swim in the pool, music channel on the TV. Necking led to petting led to me giving oral, led to a hard fuck while a sexy song came on the TV. We both came hard simultaneously. To this day, I have no idea what that song was or who performed it but both of us felt it added to the moment.
Late Night and Late Morning
I got in after midnight last night. I had been helping out with a fund raiser for my club (I was cooking in the kitchen for a buffet dinner for 150 people). I was dead tired and after cleaning up and relaxing from the hectic activity, I got to bed about 1:30AM.
I did not get up until about 7:30 this morning (that's late for an early riser like me). I rolled over to spoon with the wife and we snuggled for a half an hour. Before I realized it, my hand had reflexively found it's way to her breast and I was massaging it through her clothes. I began to roll her somewhat hard nipple (her nipples never get that hard really) between my fingers and run my finer tips around her aereola.
After awhile, I noticed her breathing changed and she was subtlely leaning back into me as I cupped and gently pulled at her breast. I slid my hand down her belly and massaged my way down to her crotch as she moved her legs to give me better access to her honey pot.
Eventually, I moved my hand inside her panties and she surprised me by moving her hand down over mine and helped me masturbate her. A few minutes of this had her softly moaning. I next moved her hand under mine and she started fingering her clit sliding a finger between her labia.
I left her hand to continue pleasuring herself and I moved to run my fingers ups her ass crack, her back and neck. I ran my fingers through her hair and pulled it lightly. Next I massaged her tits firmly as she quickened her pace and moaned more as she came.
That's a pretty cool way to wake the wife up, I have to tell you.
Update: I forgot to mention that I licked her fingers clean after, too!
Crush
It's time for another post and since not much of anything remotely exciting is happening in my life at the moment, here's a peek at some things in my demented mind and past...
In my youth, I had probably 4 serious crushes on girls. The first was a girl in my class in elementary school named Veronica. I think it was age 9 or 10. She had light brown hair and a slight lisp. I stole a kiss from her once.
The second was a girl named Denise (also a student at my elementary school). She was the oldest daughter of one of my Mother's friends. I think it was about age 12. She was the first girl I saw almost naked (I saw her naked butt!). She was my first real kiss (in the dark in my living room while our parents were sitting in our yard after a barbecue).
The third was in high school, maybe age 13. Claudia the daughter of a Brazilian and an American and she was in my geometry class and we went out a couple of times but I never got anywhere with her. I think I respected her too much to try anything with her.
The fourth was also in high school age 16. Sharon transferred to our school and we had a couple of classes together. We also worked on the yearbook in high school. While I was lusting after her, a friend of mine started dating her seriously and and by the time senior year rolled around, they had broken up. We hung out quite a bit while working on the yearbook but never took it anywhere.
My first masturbation experience was to the thoughts of a girl named Kelly Parsons who used to be on a version of the Mickey Mouse Club that was on in the late 70's. She was blonde and very cute. She went on to be Miss California USA and did some acting. She is now out of show business and is a hair dresser in CA from what I've read...
What a day!
This past Saturday was an absolutely beautiful day in our neck of the woods. It started out cool (in the high 50's) with some fog. It was about 62 when I took my wife and son out for breakfast around 8:30AM. By the time we got back to the house to start some laundry, it was already 70 degrees and rising fast as the sun burned off the fog. When we left to do some shopping around 10AM, the temp was approaching 80 degrees. Just a fantastic day already!
While out and about, we checked out some hockey skills camps to enroll our son in for this summer. It looks like we found a stick handling and shooting clinic for four, 1.5 hour nights at the end of July. The rink is only about a half hour from home, too. My son really could use some extra instruction in those skills to get ready for this coming season.
Next, we hit an Applebees for lunch around 11:30AM. We really wanted to stop at a TGI Friday's but the one on the way to our next stop was closed for renovation and all the others we know were too far out of our way. Applebees was disappointing in that the food is passable but not nearly as good as Friday's (particularly their Jack Daniels burgers and steaks).
Next we hit Wal-Mart for some Easter clothes for the boy and I wanted to buy a TV for my Mom's basement in her new home. All that accomplished, we headed home, arriving by 1PM.
Next up was the big task of the day - yard clean up with grass cutting and hedge trimming. The wife and I worked together to get this one done and about 2 hours later the yard looked much better.
The big surprise of the day was that my wife's parents (who we rent an apartment to down stairs from us) took our son out to dinner with them, leaving us a blissful hour and a half of privacy and quiet in the house. We used this time well. We showered together to remove the funk and grime of the yard work. I soaped up and massaged my wife from head to toe spending a lot of time washing her dirty pussy and tits. They sure were dirty so I had to rub and rub... A lot! My dick was pretty dirty, too, so the wife spent all her time in the shower washing it from tip to balls with her hands. Our shower is too small to get busy in so we toweled off and headed for the bed.
I laid her down in front of me and had a pussy buffet. My wife loved every minute of my intense clit and pussy licking. At one point I had my tongue on her clit, a finger in her pussy and two in her ass. She squirmed and thrusted her body to mine and came in my face. I then pounded her missionary style with a furious climax.
It was a very good day!
This is what I've got at the moment...
I’ve been worried about money a lot lately. The job I took in December offered a lower salary than I am accustomed to and given the choice of no income and a somewhat lower income than I was used to, I chose the latter (as most of you would, I’m sure).
My wife has helped to offset the lower income by getting a job on our town’s payroll. A friend with connections in the local administration pulled some strings for her to get the job. I hate doing that sort of thing but it’s the only time I have ever done something like this and I don’t think it will ever be necessary again.
The whole money thing has forced me to be more realistic about the situation at my job. I know I need it to pay the bills and keep us eating hamburger surprise and hot dogs but I would love to get back to having steak and a dinner out occasionally. Asking for a raise is not an option since I am so new to the company. Also, my position is rather precarious due to operational issues I can’t get into here. So, I have reopened my job search to try and upgrade to a company with more stable (mentally that is) management and a better salary structure.
Another option is to try and hook up with my boss from my last job. We got along great and we’re very good friends with similar likes and dislikes in food, TV, movies, music, etc. He was laid off before I did from our last gig and he’s still looking for something (he received a much better severance package than I did, too). I’m hoping that he finds something soon and the situation will be good enough that he can hire me to work for him again. He does have a history of doing that in other jobs he has held and he has said to me, point blank, that he would hire me in a second.
So here’s to a successful job search to my old boss, Jim and to me. If you have a moment, say a prayer for us or send some good luck our way.
In other news…
The wife and I fucked like rabbits last night. She went to bed shortly before I did (I wanted to finish watching “Lost”). I joined her in bed and snuggled up to spoon behind her. I moved my hands all over her thighs and massaged her ass. Then I moved them up her back and shoulders. Eventually, I moved my hand to her breast, massaging it and pinching the nipple through the silky negligee she wore.
I slid my hand back down to her ass and ran my fingers up and down the crotch of her panties covering her now swelling pussy. After awhile, I moved my hand back up her belly and under the negligee to massage her tits and pinch her nipples - fingers on skin. Each time I pinched she sucked in her breath and leaned back into me. Eventually, I slid my hand back down to her ass and crotch. She slid her hand down over mine and moved my hand to finger her snatch and clit. She became very wet and after about ten minutes of this she came in my hand and begged me to fuck her. I asked her to get on top of me and she road me till we both came.
Right then we both got cramps! She got a cramp at the top of her thigh where it meets the torso and creases to bend and I got cramps in both thighs! What the fuck was that about? It busted up a pretty good moment.
Thoughts
I'm thinking I hate my job.
I'm thinking I wish my wife would give me a blow job - to completion - just once.
I'm thinking that I love my son very much and I'm very proud of him.
I'm thinking that I want to lose about 20 pounds.
I'm thinking that if the US invaded Iraq because those in power said they had weapons of mass destruction then what is stopping them from invading Iran for the same reason?
I'm thinking why was our government so focused on WMD's in Iraq and a country right next door was seriously developing WMD's was so ignored?
I'm thinking that I can't wait for "Lost" to start in 15 minutes.
I'm thinking that playing hockey is very expensive.
I'm thinking that my wife is looking very sexy in a pink negligee she is wearing right now.
I'm thinking that I might get laid tonight.
Thumbs Up!
The wife tried it out Saturday night and loved it. She came once from the vibe and once from the vigorous actions of my fuck stick. We laughed, we cried a definite 2 thumbs up!
I bought it!
I bought the toy for my wife and it was delivered yesterday.
We are going to try it out tonight and I'll let you know how it goes.
Yankee Baseball!!
The baseball season is finally here and in about 20 minutes the Yankees will start the season in Oakland (weather permitting). I'm looking forward to this season very much.
The last couple of seasons I played in a Rotisserie Baseball league with some friends but I gave it up this year. It just takes too much of my time to work up to the draft and manage the team all summer. I would rather sit back and enjoy the games.
In other news...
The wife went to one of those sex toys house parties the other night. She did not order anything but she told me that she would like to get
this. Have any of you tried something like it or is there one like this that you would recommend?
