Maryland My Maryland
While I was stationed in Maryland, I came into my own socially and sexually. I had a large circle of friends that I hung around and partied with. We all lived in the dorms and when we were not working we were usually lounging around the common areas watching TV or movies while drinking copious amounts of beer and liquor.
There were a number of places we did go out to. We primarily went to two places, a country bar that I can't remember the name of. I learned how to two-step there. Usually a live band played. The other was closer to the base and was kind of a dive with a disco. We called it "The Deuce" since the name of the club was "Club 602". The music was not exactly our kind of thing (we were more rock and country) but the girls that hung around with us liked to go there occaisionally to dance. They sometimes had a band instead of a DJ. It also was a restaurant during the day and early evening. The best parts of the Deuce were that the girls (both locals and military) were usually better than average looking and easy. It was close to our dorm, too. I spent quite a few nights getting thrown out of there at closing time. There was a 7-11 across the county road from it that we would hit on the way home for more beer and munchies sometimes, too. I got lucky here a number of times. I even met my ex-fiance here (Bitch). I was drunk and she was drunk - go figure.
There were other places farther from the base we would go also. "Mr. Pipps" was a dance club that played rock and pop. There were nice looking girls here but not as quick to give it up. Usually a live band on the weekends and it had great atmousphere with entertaining bar tenders.
We also used to go to Annapolis Mall to hit a 2 level rock/pop disco. It had great atmousphere but it was pretty long ride from the dorms. The girls that went here were looking to pick up Naval Academy types (think of the movie "An Officer and A Gentleman") and we didn't stand a chance. I did like to take dates here since it was more upscale and I usually would not run into anyone I knew. At one time, I lived in an apartment complex that was just about half way between Annapolis and the base.
Another bar was an Irish Pizza Pub in a strip mall near an apartment complex that some friends of mine lived in. I had a memorable St. Patty's Day here once. I remember green beer, shots of Sambuca, driving my car out of the lot very late that night and then nothing. I woke up about 6AM leaning out of the car parked in some lot on base (I lived in an apartment off base at the time). It was obvious I had blown chunks on the ground (but not in the car thankfully) and I had a hangover headache that would kill a horse. It is amazing that I did not crash and kill myself or worse, someone else. In my defense, I had just split with my fiance (she dumped me) and I was in a bad way emotionally. It's not really a good defense for this but it is probably the reason I got that drunk.
Another place we hung out not too far from base was a chain type place (think Applebees or Houlihans) called Tiffany's. They had pretty good food and usually had a great DJ or live band on Friday and Saturday nights. My best friend met his second wife here (after she rejected me). I spent a couple of New Year's Eve parties here, too. We always spent time sitting at the bar playing the video trivia game that is linked nationally by satellite (I forget the name of it). Playing that thing was always a good way to pick up girls.
Just about the best place we hung out though was in Baltimore. It was called Hammerjacks and it was very famous in the area. A real rock and roll bar built in an old warehouse. They even had a great concert venue.
To be continued...
Weekends
Weekends
Friday night was quiet. I spent the night downloading a pissload of music from iTunes to my new iPod Nano. I had to replace my Creative Zen Micro - again. I bought a new one and it died two days after I bought it. Best Buy did not have ANY in stock to replace it so I caved and went with the iPod.
Saturday morning started with an early morning hockey game for the boy then off to south Jersey for amy wife's uncle's 60th birthday party. The party was OK but my son got cracked in the face with a swing. He's OK but he's got a shiner to be proud of!
Today was a road early morning hockey game, late breakfast, some shopping and then home for house cleaning. As I was cleaning under the bathroom sink, I banged the plastic bucket into the drain pipe and it cracked (old house, old coroded pipes). I could not get the old pipes completely off so I had to call a plumber. $258 dollars later and it's fixed.
Oy, the life of a home owner.
Questions
Madame X had this meme on her site so I thought I would copy it and see how I would answer it.
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? Yep, got stopped for a traffic ticket and I had an expired registration and no insurance. I got mucho tickets, had to go to court but got off with a warning.
2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters? Nope. I used to love them but as I've gotten older I seem to get motion sickness much easier and I rarely do them any more. On top of that, I have a medical condition that prohibits me from the really violent and frightening ones (those are the ones I would do despite motion sickness).
3. When was the last time you went sleigh riding? Shoot, 1978 or 79?
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? For actual eyes closed, snoring, blanket hogging sleep - I would prefer to have someone to spoon with.
5. Do you believe in ghosts? Sort of. I think my deceased Grandmother, aunt and uncle break shit in my house to piss me off.
6. Do you consider yourself creative? Not in an artistic way but I am a creative problem solver.
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? Yes.
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? Jennifer Aniston for the arm candy, Jolie for the freaky sex.
9. Can you honestly say you know anything about politics? Yep but the partisan bickering of the two party system in America has me pissed off.
10. Do you know how to play poker? Only for chump change, I leave the big money to the pros.
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? A number of times. Try 72 hours and then we can talk.
12. Do you kill bugs that are in the house? Bugs don't scare me - squash!.
13. Have you ever cheated on a test? One or two insignificant ones. Earth Science in high school - the teacher just dictated notes and I did not learn a damn thing. Everybody in that class cheated with crib notes.
14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around, do you go through red lights? Nope, too afraid I would not see someone coming and get broadsided.
15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you? Yep, I think we all do.
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees? Yankees, baby.
17. Have you ever ice skated? I've tried but my knees are too weak from my football days and some severe sprains.
18. How often do you remember your dreams? Rarely.
19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you were crying? A couple of weeks ago.
20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles? Ballad of John and Yoko, Hard Days Night, Yellow Submarine, Helter Skelter, She Loves You.
21. Do you believe in love at first sight? Not really - lust at first sight, yes but not love at first sight.
22. OOPS! Madame X skipped 22!
23. Do you know who BaBa Booey is? Ugh, Howard's talentless crap!
24. Do you always wear your seat belt? Yes and so does anyone I ride with.
25. What talent do you wish you had? Creative writing.
26. Do you like Sushi? Nope!
27. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident? Yes. Two automobile and one air?
28. What do you wear to bed? Gym shorts and nothing else.
29. Have you ever been caught stealing? I've never stolen anything - too paranoid about getting caught.
30. Does size matter? Size of what?.
31. Do you truly hate anyone? I think hate is a negative emotion that just saps your spirit. I don't think my father ever hated anyone his entire life. I wish I could be more like him - I try to be but it's so hard.
32. Rock and Roll or Rap? Mostly Rock and Roll but on occasion...
34. Do you have a relative in prison? Not now but my aunt was and my brother in law should be.
35. Have you ever sung in front of the mirror like your favorite singer? I think that is every ones secret pleasure.
36. Do you know how to play chess? Yes.
37. What food do you find disgusting? Brussels sprouts, liver, fish, crab, lobster, spinach.
38. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours?" Do you want to right now?
39. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back? Nope. I am nothing if not loyal to my friends.
40. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew? Yes. Unexpected support is the most welcome and appreciated thing in this world. I wish more people did it - the world would be a better place.
41. Have you ever been punched in the face? Only once.
42. When is the last time you threw up from drinking too much? The night before Thanksgiving 2004. Too much scotch, beer and weed..
43. Have you ever walked out on a movie at the theater? Yes, "Alfie", worst movie remake ever!.
44. Do you ever sit through a bad movie, just to see how bad it got? Most of the time.
45. Would you consider yourself obsessed with anything/anyone? I obsess about alot of things then grow bored and drop it quite often. The real obsessions never leave you.
46. Have you ever met someone famous? Yes. Julia Roberts, Senator Bill Bradley, Pres. Bill Clinton, President Jimmy Carter, Joe Garagiola, Greg Nettles, Bobby Thompson, Joe Torre, Dave Winfield, Chris Berman, Chad Pennington, Harry Carson, Frank Gifford, Glen "Chico" Resch. I've also held the Stanley Cup, does that count?
47. Have you ever been stood up? Once, on Valentines Day no less.
48. When's the last time you screamed at the top of your lungs? November 2005.
49. Did you ever do something that you didn't want to, but did anyway just to fit in? Yep, weed, peer pressure sucks!
What I Learned Today
I learned that a friend is gay.
I learned that buyers can be stupid.
I learned that every problem (expected or unexpected) that my wife runs into is my fault and because of that she is allowed to yell at me over the phone.
I learned that I am out of practice in drinking scotch.
I learned that Johnny Damon is not really a caveman.
I learned that my men only club really needs some hot women like Steph, Emma and Madame X to hang out in it. (Come, join us, we don't bite and the drinks are cheap!)
New(s)
My son's hockey team won an easy game Saturday morning, 6-2. He played well again, clearing out the garbage in front of the net.
We did get a 2005 Ford Focus sedan yesterday. It is in excellent shape and we got a good deal on the financing and trade in.
The rest of the afternoon was spent at my Mom's for my son's birthday party. It was a pretty quiet affair with just my younger sister and her boys, my older sister, my Mom and us. He got a bunch of Lego and he is a happy camper.
Today we woke up, had some breakfast, watched some curling on TV and then went shopping. I picked up my replacement for my Zen Micro which went belly up about a month ago after I dropped it. I got the Zen Micro Picture unit. I am spending the afternoon loading it with all the music I have while the boy and I watch the Daytona 500. I know, I know it's so "guy" of us.
Oh, I did help the wife pick out some lace panties online on Friday and they should be delivered on Monday.
These are what we picked out (in 4 different colors). I'm hoping she'll model them and we'll fuck like rabbits.
Another Weekend
Candles + Music + Lace Black Panties + All Over Body Massage = Excellent Sex!
It wasn't rear entry on the stairs (Madame X) but it was long and good enough that my left leg cramped, my penis is sore and my back hurts.
Busy Saturday coming up...The boy has a hockey game tomorrow morning. Grocery shopping is next on the agenda. In the afternoon, we are going to look at a new (used) car since the piece of crap we bought last summer is sucking us dry with repairs. Then it's over to my Mom's to belatedly celebrate my son's birthday (we were supposed to do that last Sunday but we postponed due to the snow storm).
Sunday will be quieter than expected due to the cancellation of a mid day hockey game. We'll probably just veg and take care of crap around the house.
Monday's a holiday so I think we'll take in a movie.
Somebody let the dog out for us...
A Winner!
Madame X informed me that I won her Best Pick Up line contest.
The prize is a pair of her autographed, worn panties with a picture of her wearing the panties.
I am so like a kid at Christmas waiting for them! I wonder what she will be soing while wearing them? Maybe a little workout with her "friend" Peter? Will they be black and lacey? Ooh! So much anticipation, I almost can't take it.
I saw a polar bear walk by...
It's been snowing for 20 hours plus.
We have about 18 inches of snow on the ground. It's really hard to tell how much since we have blizzard conditions and the wind is making the drifts about 3 to 4 feet high. I've shoveled three times already and I figure I'm going to have to shovel one more time later this afternoon.
The boy keeps telling me that he's bored (this is the same kid that has a PSP, PS2, GameCube, iPod Shuffle etc.).
Gotta go, the wife is going to lay down on the bed, I think I'll join her.
We are celebrating my son's 9th birthday this week.
He loved the gifts we bought him (an official USA Hockey jersey and a PlayStation Portable).
In the time he has been in our lives he has brought joy, sadness, fear, exultation, pride and many more emotions to us.I would even venture to say that he has been a good investment just for the entertainment value! I'm only partially kidding there. Kids are expensive and to have one is an investment in our future (financially, emotionally and socially). When I think about it now, he's gone from being an 8 pound lump of barely moving flesh that required little sleep and tended to spit sustenance back at us constantly to a reasonably self sustaining, self propelled, human being that is full of smart ass comments on the most mundane things. He constantly surprises us with his intelligence and love.
I can easily remember, when in Pre-K, the first little show he was in. I choked back tears of love and pride during the whole thing. I think the tears were also for my father who did not live to see his youngest grandchild perform this way. I had the same feelings when he scored his first goal in hockey this year. My Dad would be so proud of him! I know Dad is watching over him but to have him next to me during those moments would have made them sweeter. In fact, when my boy learned to skate, he started in a figure skating class/club. At the end of that class the club put on a show. When he skated in that show, I was so choked up and excited that I accidentally turned off my video camera! I was a mess.
I don't know what I would ever do if, God forbid, we lost him.
When my wife was pregnant with him, there was a bad accident on the main street near where we were living at the time. I was walking our dog and came upon the accident. Evidently, a boy (about 9) on a bike rode into the street in front of a bus and was killed. As I was walking past the scene, a man that was obviously his father came running up to the site of the accident screaming and moaning with both hands holding either side of his head. He looked like he lost his mind. That father's crippling loss is still fresh in my mind. I thought I understood that father's loss then but I realize now that I had no idea how he felt. I hope I never do.
Tired
We did make it back just in time for Super Bowl. Not a bad game overall. Seattle's mistakes just killed them. My prediction would not have been far off if they managed the clock better at the end of the first half and the end of the game. I think the refs blew three calls in the game. First, Ben Rothlisburger did NOT cross the plane with the ball on that one touchdown. Second, the offensive pass interference call on the Seattle touchdown was marginal at best (he did push off but 99 times out of 100, that is a no call in the NFL). Last, where the hell was the holding on that long pass play to the one? I believe that NFL Eastern Division type football would have taken the Steelers in that game (either the Giants or the Redskins might have beaten them).
On to other things...I did get to bed about 10:30 last night. Even so, I'm still tired from the late Friday and the early Saturday/Sunday wake ups. Top that off with the party we went to Sunday afternoon, too. Yesterday, I had to stay late for inventory at my job. I got out of there about 10 minutes after 9 and got home about 10:15. Ugh. Worse yet, I still had to be at the office at the usual time this morning.
Tonight was the boy's hockey practice (got home at 8:45PM) and just finished dinner at 9:30PM.
I'm friggin' tired.
Busy as a one armed paper hanger!
Busy, busy weekend.
We started Friday night with a trip to a pro hockey game and got home 10:30 that night.
Saturday, we were up early for son's hockey game. They won a close game, 6-5. Then it was out for breakfast with the team. Grocery shopping followed that and then it was off to have the boy's skates sharpened and buy a new hockey stick. We, at first, picked out a beautiful Fiberglas stick. It cost $120! Uh, no! We picked another that was $30. On the way home, the wife insisted that we should have bought it, I told her that for that kind of money it should come with a blow job! She said if we had bought it, she would have given me one! I slammed on the brakes and kidded about turning back for it. Really, it would have been a budget buster. Maybe we'll get it with some of our tax refund. Later that day, the wife took the boy to go see her niece's basketball game and I stayed home. That night, the wife and I lit some candles, she wore her black lace boy shorts, I gave her a sensual massage and we had phenomenal sex. She came twice (the second one sent waves of tingling warmth up my shaft).
Today, up early again for another hockey game. They won again, 5-3! We came home for breakfast today and I made breakfast tacos (I picked that idea up when I lived in Texas). Now, we are just biding time till we have to go to a Christening for my cousin's daughter. We should be back in time to watch the Super Bowl. Unfortunately, I'm not going to my usual party with the guys this year since I have a very long day at work tomorrow (after 3 very long days already). I'm exhausted now and I can't imagine how I'll be feeling after tomorrow.
Oh, my prediction for the Super Bowl - Seahawks 24, Steelers 20.
First of a series.
Today's writing is the first in a series describing a sexual enounter(s) I have had in my past. I thought it might be interesting to try and go back and see if I can capture my youthful naivete, exuberance, lust etc. and relate it here. Stop me if it bores you.
Early in my adulthood, at about the age of 18, I joined the Air Force to get away from home and as a way to get and pay for my college education. I really had no idea (being young and ignorant) that the whole experience was an education in many ways.
But anyway, the first real adult sexual experience I had was not physical, although I wanted it to be.
One of the things you have to do in the Air Force is attend a Technical Training School. Mine was in Texas. All of us students at the school were fresh out of basic military training, young, in great shape and horny as hell. During training, the Air Force made us live in dormitories called "mods". Each of these mods had six bedrooms, a common bathroom and a common living room. Each bedroom was shared by two students. As you can imagine, this kind of hampered sexual encounters. I'm pretty sure that was part of what they intended (as a by product of cramming us together to save space). These mods were always segregated at that time (only men or only women in each one). So as we tried to get laid, we always had to juggle when we could do the deed in privacy. The people that ran the school also kept checking in on us to try and keep us from getting laid (among many other infractions we were not to commit).
"Cayleigh" and I were in Air Force technical school together back in 1990. She was a cute, strawberry blonde with a great ass and smallish tits. I met her while we were both assigned to a make work detail of some sort (probably cutting grass or something like that). They used to give us shit details like that to keep us busy between classes and such. Cayleigh had a great sense of humor and could cuss like a trucker. We kind of hit it off and decided to go out to the NCO club on a Friday night for dinner, drinks and dancing. We had a blast going out and I really liked her but I was so young and naive that I wanted to wait to get to know her better before we fucked. This was even though times were different back then, all you had to worry about was STD's and pregnancy so I was not afraid of anything like that. I wanted to love her before we did it. I was young and had high morals. I think I scared her off because we did not go out again right away but I was (ugh)smitten with her. I was keeping an eye out for her around base though and she was making the rounds of the guys and it hurt me. Naively, I wanted her to love me. It's really odd to think about it now.
Finally, one Saturday afternoon, I went by her room to see her and ask her out again. She was there . I knocked, she opened the door, gave me a kiss on the cheek and asked me in. As she closed the door I noticed her room mate was not there and she locked and chained the door. Mr. Naive here totally missed that first clue. She was wearing a thin short kimono and not much else under that. Clue number two missed. She said have a seat (pointing to the bed) and I took the chair by the bed. Clue number three missed. She laid down on the bed, sort of on her side, knees bent, kimono partially open. Clue number four missed. We were talking about our training, graduating soon and getting assignments. Then the talk turned to sex. It quite often did with her (she was very open about sex from the day I met her) and she started talking about her blow job technique. MAYDAY! Humongous clue number five! Yes, I missed it, too! I was soooooo young and inexperienced that Ithought it was just talk,that's it. Looking back on it now and I could have jumped into it with her right then! I'm sure she wanted to. God, I was ignorant then!
I'm sure it frustrated her but she did not let on. We did go out one more time before we both left that base. It turns out that we would both have our next assignment in the same place over in Japan. We never did do the deed together and we became very good friends. I will say this though, in Japan, she was fucking the guy in the room next to mine and I used to hear her moan and wail all the time. It worked as a stimulant for my masturbation at the time. Yeah, I'm a sleeze.
Cayleigh did introduce me to my next infatuation. "Shelly" was a co-worker of hers. She was tall (5'9" or so), long brown hair, from Texas. Fun loving, intelligent, liked to dance. I fell for Shelly pretty hard the last 6 months I spent at that base in Japan. We never hooked up either. Less naive but still too moral, I just could not sleep with any girl at that point in my life. Oddly enough, I did have two one night stands with girls I picked up in the NCO club there though. I think the difference was that I did not LOVE those two one night stands - I LUSTED them. Big difference for me at the time. I would not have married either of those two girls but I would have married Shelly or Cayleigh. I was pretty mentally fucked up by my Catholic school upbringing before going into the Air Force and it took about two years for me to start coming out of that. By that time, I had been given a new assignment to a base in Maryland. That's for the next chapter.
Fantasies
I am sure that we all have fantasies. Whether it is to be fabulously wealthy and live in a mansion or to be a critically acclaimed and popular actor/actress.
My fantasies include versions of those but they also include those of the sexual variety. I would think that my fantasies are not different from other peoples sexual fantasies in that the things and acts in them are stuff that I like to do or would like to do but have not tried yet.
Here are some things that recur in my fantasies:
- A woman that is aggressive and takes charge of how, where and when.
- A woman that talks during the act. Moaning and yelling out are good, too.
- Women with long hair recur in most of my fantasies. I particularly like brunettes and red heads.
- Women with "average" bodies. I am not looking for the super model type. A "real" woman (flaws and all) will excite me more than any other. This is probably why amateur porn works the best for me.
- Sexual surprises! What I mean is like coming home to see my wife waiting for me naked and masturbating - that'll never happen but a guy can dream! Better yet, finding out after we sit down for dinner in a restaurant that she is not wearing panties. Same thing, my wife would never even think of doing that.
- A woman that squirts. I have yet to find one but I have been told that it's all in where, when and how you stimulate the g-spot. I've been searching for the right combination of that for years with my wife but no luck yet. I never knew about it before I got married so I can't say that any of the women I encountered could do it or not. If I ever played around outside my marriage I think that would be a quest for me.
- Making a woman squirm in ecstasy while I eat her out. I have done this many times in real life and it is a powerful feeling. My technique is such that if my tongue and lips are not numb and tired when I'm done then I have not done it right or long enough.
- Sex in public. I have sort of done this in real life while I was stationed in Texas but that was in a closed public park late at night and I don't think it counts. I'm willing to learn to be more public by starting small like in a movie theater and then on to a public rest room.
- Sex in a pool. There is something about swimming nude AND having sex that just gets me.
I could go on but I am just getting frustrated and the wife and I already had sex this week so I don't think she'd give it up tonight.
Anticipation
You lay naked on the couch. Legs spread slightly, left knee up and bent. In the light, your skin shines. My eyes are drawn to your pussy with it's small strip of thick hair above your silken folds beckoning my touch! You're thinking of my cock and you're wet slick in anticipation of my love.
Life Goes On
Not much going on at the moment.
I have been spending time doing our taxes and we are going to be getting back a chunk of cash in the refund that will go a long way in clearing up our financial problems. It will also give us a chance to buy some new furniture for our living room. We have a couch/recliner thing that is in dire need of replacement. We have owned it since we got married more than 11 years ago! It's pretty beat up and the recliners don't close anymore so I had to wire them shut and the upholstery is badly flattened. It's time we bought something new.
I don't think I mentioned it yet but my son scored his first two goals in his hockey game this past weekend. I was so excited (more so than him I think). The first one was a breakaway from the offensive blue line straight on goal and he shot it through the goalie's legs. The second was a tip in on a rebound. He has not stopped talking about them.
Speaking of my son... His 9th birthday is coming up next week and we have a couple of surprises for him. First, we are taking him to see his first professional hockey game this weekend and we bought him a USA hockey jersey. We had to tell him about the hockey game since he overheard my wife and I talking about it but he doesn't know about the jersey. I think we are going to buy him some Lego, too. If the tax refund comes in by then I might even buy him his first cell phone. I know, I know, he's only 9, what does he need a cell phone for... Well, I'll tell you, with my wife going back to work and all his activities, it is becoming obvious that we need him to have that line of communication available just in case.
